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A Page of Insults
If you don't choose an option,the default is 'random'.
If you choose the
number
option, be sure to select a number in all three boxes.
Select Randomly -- Click the button to get a randomly generated insult.
Select By Numbers -- Choose a number from the options below to get an insult generated accordingly.
Select By Phrase -- Choose a phrase from each menu below to get the appropriate insult.
By Phrase Number
First Phrase:
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Second phrase:
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Third Phrase:
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By Phrase
First Phrase:
rank
qualling
infectious
craven
mangled
gleeking
beslubbering
bawdy
goatish
puking
frothy
venomed
mewling
mammering
paunchy
surly
impertienent
fobbing
yeasty
lumpish
dissembling
puny
roguish
droning
weedy
unmuzzled
jarring
warped
artless
fawning
loggerheaded
pribbling
clouted
spongy
ruttish
bootless
dankish
tottering
errant
wayward
froward
spleeny
currish
churlish
reeky
villianous
saucy
vain
gorbellied
cockered
Second Phrase:
onion-eyed
motley-minded
full-gorged
common-kissing
hell-hated
flap-mouthed
beef-witted
bat-fowling
fly-bitten
knotty-pated
fen-sucked
swag-bellied
idle-headed
hedge-born
ill-breeding
rump-fed
fool-born
elf-skinned
weather-bitten
hasty-witted
dizzy-eyed
milk-livered
pottle-deep
doghearted
unchin-snouted
sheep-biting
guts-griping
tickle-brained
base-court
earth-vexing
half-faced
ill-nurtured
clay-brained
rude-growing
pox-marked
beetle-headed
dismal-dreaming
shard-borne
dread-bolted
toad-spotted
fat-kidneyed
rough-hewn
crook-pated
boil-brained
plume-plucked
tardy-gaited
reeling-ripe
spur-galled
folly-fallen
clapper-clawed
Third Phrase:
minnow
measle
haggard
canker-blossom
joithead
foot-licker
barnacle
baggage
fustilarian
malt-worm
flirt-gill
skainsmate
lewdster
hugger-mugger
lout
puttock
gudgeon
flap-dragon
wagtail
horn-beast
coxcomb
mammet
moldwarp
codpiece
whey-face
ratsbane
harpy
varlet
apple-john
dewberry
hedge-pig
maggot-pie
bum-bailey
pignut
mimble-news
bladder
clotpole
pumpion
death-token
vassal
flax-wench
pigeon-egg
clack-dish
boar-pig
miscreant
strumpet
nut-hook
scut
giglet
bugbear
©
2003 Michael Powe
This form is the final project of a CGI programming class I took in Spring 2003. Some people find it funny, so I have left it up here.